Michael Ontkean, Cheryl Ladd, Staci Keanan. When his teenage daughter gets into drugs and then beats him up, Taylor must look within himself to discover that he’s as strong and resilient as any woman. (12:00pm, Lifetime, 120min, 1993). E-mail: joshacid37@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @doctornecessiter)http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugaxcONPy1qz8yuno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/277824527/these-are-the-kinds-of-things-that-come-up-when">themattsmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These are the kinds of things that come up when googling my hometown.</p> <p><b>Come to Appleton!  Piss on Joe McCarthy’s grave! </b></p> </blockquote> <p>In high school I wrote a paper drawing comparisons between Joseph McCarthy and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein">Ed Gein</a>.  Wisconsin in the 50s, man…Non-stop party!</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/277832281http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/277832281Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:26:16 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xYOkb7GG8gc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xYOkb7GG8gc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><i>“Here, let me cut up your pork pie.”</i></p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/277530760http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/277530760Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:44:04 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://technology.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2493&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://technology.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2493&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://robhuebel.com/post/277217148/waderandolph-50-worst-videogame-voice-acting">robhuebel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://waderandolph.tumblr.com/post/276818262/50-worst-videogame-voice-acting-lines-ive-never">waderandolph</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting Lines. I’ve never played any of these games, but this is hilarious.</p> <p><a href="http://twitter.com/jondaly">(thanks @jondaly</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/277491480http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/277491480Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:53:53 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3d58FEGp1qzbykto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://moviesinframes.tumblr.com/post/276353249/from-russia-with-love-1963-dir-terence-young">moviesinframes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>From Russia with Love, </i>1963 (dir. Terence Young)</p> <p>By <a href="http://amandablaze.tumblr.com">amandablaze</a></p> </blockquote>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/276361756http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/276361756Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:27:35 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kue5j6v7C11qz8dwko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://caughtonthebound.blogspot.com/2007/08/cumbrian-spaceman.html">The Cumbrian Spaceman</a>: Myth or Myth?</p> <p><a href="http://www.fearseekerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/stcop.jpg">“Little girl, <i>what is your name?</i>”</a></p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/276193517http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/276193517Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:25:54 -0500weird photographsPossible dancing air puppet<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kue555XU991qz8dwko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW. Scary Clowns Edition.</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/276185485http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/276185485Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:17:15 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudc9l5dV91qz8dwko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wish this scan of Scott Campbell’s <i>King of Kong</i> dvd insert (printed on the reverse of the normal one) was large enough for you to read some of the titles of the fake games in this arcade.  Some favorites:</p> <ul> <li>Handle Grab (it’s got a pair of bike handlebars as a controller)</li> <li>Horse Dodge</li> <li>Knight Mix-Up</li> <li>Precious Legend</li> <li>Eels</li> </ul>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/275662843http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/275662843Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:53:00 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kud97rVZ4B1qz8yuno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/275575892/ok-you-guys-shut-up-dont-fricking-wake-her-up">themattsmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ok, you guys, shut up. Don’t fricking wake her up.</p> </blockquote> <p>HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT I BUILT A ONE-MAN BAND [CYMBOL CRASH CYMBOL CRASH BANJO BANJO BANJO BANJO]</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/275599949http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/275599949Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:06:31 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/275534690/tumblr_kud6h0TP0X1qzby0z&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://moviescore.tumblr.com/post/275491021/vince-guaraldi-christmas-time-is-here-a-charlie">moviescore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Vince Guaraldi</b><br/>“Christmas Time Is Here”<br/><i>A Charlie Brown Christmas</i> (1965)</p> </blockquote>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/275534690http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/275534690Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:18:53 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku9axlhOSN1qz72v7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://florencio.tumblr.com/post/275105393/monstercrazy-non-aprite-quella-porta-dont">florencio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://monstercrazy.tumblr.com/post/272778893/non-aprite-quella-porta-dont-open-that-door">monstercrazy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Non aprite quella porta — Don’t Open That Door!</p> <p><i>The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)</i></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/275107397http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/275107397Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:49:35 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucmswrHlp1qz4teno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://florencio.tumblr.com/post/274977084/their-best-role-robin-williams-in-the-fisher">florencio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2009/12/07/their-best-role-robin-williams-in-the-fisher-king/">Their Best Role: Robin Williams in ‘The Fisher King’</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Underrated.  The movie, I mean.  But Robin Williams’ performance too…This is the <i>License to Wed</i>, <i>Old Dogs</i> guy?  I know, right?!</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274983355http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274983355Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:50:25 -0500“Nothing skinny feels as good as good food tastes.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Fuck You, Kate Moss.</p> <p>If we can’t eat good food together, we can’t knock the boots.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/">themattsmith</a>)</p> <p>“Nothing burps better than bacon.”</p> <p>- Dutch Dooley</p></em>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274935563http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274935563Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:58:16 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuanhsFJwn1qzch3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://florencio.tumblr.com/post/274896387/siddman">florencio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://darkerme.com/post/274891998/dariuswhiteplume-tronconneuse-babypanda-via">siddman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dariuswhiteplume.tumblr.com/post/274873021/tronconneuse-babypanda-via-dameveneno">dariuswhiteplume</a>:<a href="http://tronconneuse.tumblr.com/post/274867949/babypanda-via-dameveneno">tronconneuse</a>:<a href="http://babypanda.tumblr.com/post/274493188/via-dameveneno">babypanda</a>:(via <a href="http://dameveneno.tumblr.com/">dameveneno</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Voting is closed.  Votes are counted.  <i>Internet has been won</i>.</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274902501http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274902501Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:20:00 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuchs3lmtb1qz8dwko1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Shania <i>hates </i>chicken salad!</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274881158http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274881158Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:55:00 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krg63jBJN51qzudhoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://aliensandpredators.tumblr.com/post/274731319/h-r-gigers-ads-for-pioneer-via-aliceacheron">aliensandpredators</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2009/08/hr-gigers-ads-for-pioneer.html">H.R. Giger’s ads for Pioneer</a></p> </blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://aliceacheron.tumblr.com/post/211856697/h-r-gigers-ads-for-pioneer">aliceacheron</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know, this ad kinda says “DO NOT BUY. RUN!” to me.</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274735574http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274735574Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:13:10 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kubin2uIbj1qz7sxno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://robhuebel.com/post/274244625/sharks-with-people-teeth">robhuebel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sharks with people teeth.</p> </blockquote>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274259690http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/274259690Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:28:36 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l_kTbWDxITw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l_kTbWDxITw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pterodactyls.tumblr.com/post/273555544/trailer-for-mant">pterodactyls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>trailer for <i>Mant! </i></p> </blockquote> <p>I am <i>so</i> looking forward to this Saturday.</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/273562314http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/273562314Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:42:59 -0500<a href="http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/decades/names2000s.html">Most Popular Baby Names of the 2000s</a>: <p><a href="http://jasontheexploder.tumblr.com/post/273460343/most-popular-baby-names-of-the-2000s">jasontheexploder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pterodactyls.tumblr.com/post/273459796/most-popular-baby-names-of-the-2000s">pterodactyls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Let’s take in what we’re going to hear exasperated mothers screaming in the supermarket for the next few years:</p> <p>Boys:</p> <p>54. Jayden<br/>55. Aidan (59. Aiden, 173. Ayden)<br/>86. Hayden<br/>113. Caden (120. Kaden, 259. Cayden, 307. Kaiden)<br/>167. Peyton (251. Payton)<br/>183. Jalen (205. Jaylen)<br/>255. Grayson<br/>259. Cayden</p> </blockquote> <p>PANETIERRE VS. CHRISTENSEN: REQUIEM</p> </blockquote> <p><i>“Grayson!  You take that diaper off of your head, you put it back onto your sister!!”</i></p> <p>Nope, doesn’t work at all.</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/273557499http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/273557499Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:38:00 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kualqrUbvg1qz8bvfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pterodactyls.tumblr.com/post/273384065/wrong">pterodactyls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WRONG</p> </blockquote> <p>Should say “Yardsalesake Ornament” at the top.</p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/273388324http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/273388324Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:30:19 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaeq5jffN1qz8bvfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pterodactyls.tumblr.com/post/273248717/these-meerkats-are-not-interested-in-the-taylor">pterodactyls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These meerkats are not interested in the Taylor exhibit.</p> </blockquote> <p>Me to the meerkat: <i>“Go get help!!”</i></p>http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/273253577http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/273253577Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:00:33 -0500