I used the Face Stealer iOS app to steal the face of the guy who played Sgt. Pembry in The Silence of the Lambs.

Patton Oswalt’s dream Star Wars movie poster, created by Entertainment Weekly.

I don’t remember Mace Windu losing an eye…

(I wish they’d waited until after the full Parks & Rec episode aired last night, so they would have known to include Hannibal Lecter in there also.)

(via EW.com)

Hulu screen froze on my phone while I was watching “Z-Shirt”.

In the sci-fi epic that I may one day write*, all data in the future will be stored on these transpara-discs. All data…and our emotions.

* Now that I have this prop to use in the film adaptation

That before-and-after graphic suggests that the trick is just to take your shirt off.

(I’ve tried that, it doesn’t work.)

Getting ready to see Jurassic Park on the big screen for the fifth time!*

* The other four times were in 1993

“The Monkey’s Uncle” (theme from the 1965 film The Monkey’s Uncle) - Annette Funicello & The Beach Boys

RIP Annette Funicello

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Waiting for Evil (Newly) Dead. Someone brought a toddler. Parenting!

Nothing expresses that the situation is deadly serious like ending your statement with “and shit.”