World's shortest Abbott & Costello routine
[I look at the "Learn Chinese" word on the fortune from my fortune cookie]
Me: Mine's nice.
Vicky: Oh, what is it?
Drinking a Coke Zero and homemade cranberry sorbet...
Feeling like I’ve been wasting my life until this moment.
RIP Ken Russell →
It’s a sad day for weird kinky quirk.
Ben Whishaw is playing Q in SKYFALL →
Hopefully without reaching the same level of antagonism with Daniel Craig that he had in Layer Cake… Seriously though, I like this casting.
One very important thought after seeing...
Alexander Skarsgård will always be Meekus from Zoolander.
Bottled water called "Big Chill" in the fridge at...
Name partly obscured by the price label, thought for a moment that it was called “Bitch Chill”. Mmm, tranquilizer water…
Two news items
1. Cold air + someone’s cooking hamburgers = feels like I’m at a ski resort, which is better than most places I could be, except when… 2. There are people dressed as anime characters wandering around Crystal City? I may still be asleep.
Breaking Dawn was fucking horrifying (also great...
kiamatthews: Even though I knew the story seeing that shit on screen was like O_o. Stephanie Meyer… dat bitch cray. !!!WOLVERINES!!! Who’s Stephanie Meyer?
The Social Network was no one’s generation’s Godfather. I think it...– My brother, in an email conversation about over-hyped movies. That’s so true about Zapped!
Back on the moviegoing horse
In the last week I’ve made a conscious effort to get off my tuckus and actually get to the theater to watch some movies…I’ve been realizing that I put off seeing things until DVD a little too much, and when I do watch things at home I can get distracted a little too easily so I can be unfairly dismissive of quieter, more subtle films. For example I did this last year with...
One of my favorite pastimes
Going to see a movie with a nonlinear timeline and generally bunch of ambiguities (like, for instance, Martha Marcy May Marlene), then the next day reading the IMDb message boards for the movie to watch it soar over people’s heads.
Kotex tampon recall. Please share. →
iena: whiskeyrobot: HEY U THERE THROW OUT YR KOTEX Eep. This is only slightly more frightening than all the women that are gonna come out of the woodwork tomorrow to pimp their precious Diva Cups. “If you’ve got Kotex tampons at home, check your boxes” [spits out coffee]
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Dumbledore was on TV awarding last-minute points...
Me: We're tied with Slytherin!
Hermione on TV: We're tied with Slytherin!
[Vicky gives me a "you nerd" look.]
Me: I do math in my head really quick.
Just saw a TV ad for Sandler's Jack And Jill
That neglected to reveal the fact that Sandler plays his own twin sister in it. “Wow, the entire premise of our movie has really been backfiring with the public…” [backpedal backpedal backpedal]
Literally my first thought this morning
“How you gonna wake me up like this, SUN.”
Cat, we should watch this together as a family so you can ask us questions about...– We’re watching Cyberbully (an ABC Family Original). The cat ran off. I’ve been drinking.
A compilation video of every kill from the Friday the 13th series set to “Dreams” by Van Hagar: hilariously inappropriate, or would it just make the creator look totally insane? I honestly can’t tell.
I'm just lying here reading
So the cat climbed onto my chest, headbutted my chin, sneezed onto my forehead then climbed off and walked away. Anyone speak ASL? I need to know if he’s trying to tell me that Timmy’s trapped in the well again.
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New James Bond film title: SKYFALL →
Not sure what that means exactly. Still better than “Risico” and “James Bond in New York”. And “Quantum of Solace”.
RIP Tom Keith →
Sound effects man extraordinaire for A Prairie Home Companion.
Christmas music in the lobby this morning
I actually like Christmas music. And I know it’s chilly now, I wouldn’t expect “Surfin’ USA” or anything, but…Come on.