I'm not dealing with this heat so well
I can’t wait until tomorrow, when I’m not allowed to wear shorts and a t-shirt to work.
bthny: FULL HEARTS #CAN’T LOSE
RIP Dennis Hopper →
It would figure
nailtipflips: That some dumb trick would try to start some work related drama with me at 4:35pm the Friday of a holiday weekend. I am so not having it. Session 9 providing us with the Carusoest Moment Ever, Non-Sunglasses-Related Category.
Oh HELL yes, it's Rolling Thunder weekend
I always forget about it before it happens. Tons of bikers stay in the dozen or so hotels near where I live in Crystal City, and because of the way I dress and my big bushy gray handlebar mustache and otherwise general grizzle and easygoing tough-guy attitude people always think I’m one of them.
starryfeet asked: Taylor: just saw your response. I'm sorry it took a day. Any plans for the weekend, even if it's not long for you?
nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201 asked: Before your VCR decided to be an ass, did you get a chance to watch any of the fine cassettes I helped add to your collection?
Rage, rage against the dying of the slightly...
Remember that time when I talked about needing a VHS head cleaner? No, this was not in 1990, smartass. It was last night. Nice fricking memory. Yeah, I know you were being sarcastic, just…Okay, whatever. See, I have two whole shelves full of mostly-horror movies that are not available on DVD, and I love them. Sometimes I fill my tub with them and bath in them. Last night I had quite a...
nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201 asked: Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? Be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a FISH?
Oh, and why is my cell phone being a bastard?
Oh, and why is my cell phone being a bastard?
grantimatter asked: Can Florida be saved? Or is it fated to be colonized, exploited and discarded?
Ask and ye shall receive →
My bosses aren’t here, the long weekend wasn’t already going to be long enough I guess. Tumblr Party at my desk!
What kind of half-a-man rolls down the car window...
CVS didn’t have any VCR head cleaners, by the way.
GOBIAS SOME COFFEE.
This is the best my brain can do
Last night I dreamed that: A bunch of friends and I were hanging out in my parents’ backyard in Florida. For some reason there was an abandoned police car parked in the yard. A traffic helicopter that specialized in spotting abandoned cars and reporting them to tow trucks saw the police car and descended down really low over the yard to read its license plate number. It came down a...
starryfeet asked: Hey! I feel like I should know you more than I do. I know I am always happy to see that you've liked something I've posted. I mean it. Where do you currently live and what do you do..? (Although I feel you may work in graphic design or something creative with computers.. let me know!) I'm Kate. :D
bthny asked: If you had to live in a horror movie, which one would it be?
The system I use to do 90% of my work is down this...
So please, for the love of humanity, ask me something.
The house from The Amityville Horror is for sale →
Can someone please open a "No Small Talk"...
I’ve got nothing to say, I’d rather just sit and think, I expend an unnecessary amount of energy playing along with this forced conversation. Do your job, I’ll tip you. I promise. You should have heard this stylist today…She had the bedside manner of Dr. Harold Shipman. P.S. I don’t know, maybe Shipman was actually good at making his patients feel comfortable, or...
choronda asked: You still haven't watched Freeway, have you. That's truly a shame. Okay, what about The 4th Kind with Milla Jovovich? That one is truly a disaster.
nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201 asked: George Romero says he has at least two more zombie movies left. What's your opinion on this? Was I the only one who didn't hate Diary of the Dead?
harharhar asked: A crazy, estranged uncle dies and leaves you a functioning movie theater in the will. What do you do?
dvrton-deactivated20100524 asked: When did you find out that you were so awesome?
nailtipflips asked: So, when are we going to go see the movie. You know which one. There is no backing out now...
Come on, I know you want to know the answer.
8-year-old gets DNA during sister's kidnap attempt →
onemoretimewithfeeling: digital-scrapbook: PENNSYLVANIA (KGO) — A Pennsylvania family has a very good reason to let their 8-year-old son watch as much TV as he wants. What he learned by watching the tube may have saved his little sister’s life. The family says while on vacation a man grabbed Nathan Kuhn’s 4-year-old sister and tried to pull her into his car. That’s when Nathan attacked. ...
The Importance of Superman's Cape →
harharhar: Did my heart just go through the Timecrowave? It’s so warm… (via chrishaley)
50knives-deactivated20110803 asked: How come you don't follow me anymore? What i do wrong?