June 2009
May 2009
Rotten Tomatoes presents: 10 Years of 'Star Wars... →
I love the chronological series of events they’ve laid out.
It was late at night when i went to take a shower. Then I heard a moaning noise....
– Mario Galvan, on Archive X
It’s true stories like this that make the internet worth living.
Bastian becomes friends with Atreyu, although their rivalry leads to a fight in...
– Damn, the NeverEnding Story book keeps going WAY beyond the events of the movie. I guess the title is more accurate for the book, then.
Get thee to a nerdery.
me: i'll bring some jar jars of jam
me: will someone be bringing some calamari cruisers?
or X(tremely spicy) Wings?
you know, anything to chewbacca on
Flan Solo.
Dago-bah Italian veggie sausages
Victoria: hahahhaa
Erin makes a mean 7-Leia bean dip
me: lol
me: Trade Federation Generic Asian Stereotype Food
Am I the only one who experiences depression more...
(via alabamawhitman) Nope.
I really want to buy a set of cornhole boards and...
thumbwrestlinginbaltimore:
… but it keeps seeming ridiculous to pay $100+ (or up to $250 for custom orders… but I’d really rather paint the inevitable Cubs logos onto them myself) for something I’m sure could easily be made from some wood from Home Depot for like $20 (and the satisfaction of making something, you know?).
But then it occurs to me that there is basically no chance that I could try...
Movie Time! with your host, This Guy
Some old friends just took me to see Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian as a late birthday present. The movie was like, “[chuckle chuckle] Oh, it’s over? Okay, whatevs, I can’t remember what movie I saw tonight.”
HOWEVER, a very important message to Amy Adams: Amy, if you’re reading this, don’t ever not wear those Amelia Earhart aviatrix...
How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It’s simple. I drink the blood...
– William Shatner (via natface)
Git.
Customer: Gazpacho, por favor.
Soup Nazi: Por favor?
Customer: I'm part Spanish.
Soup Nazi: Adios, muchacho!!!
I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business come to...
– “Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler”