triviaquiz: In what city/country will you find the world’s northernmost Denny’s Restaurant? The southermost Denny’s is in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also: should I post the answers in the comments? As a separate post? Reblog the first to have to correct? Oh god I can’t make decisions. Hold me. (I’ll add comments when I get home, until then, reblog! reblog like the wind!) Tycho Moon Base? ...
E.T.A. with Steve Martin and John Candy - “I...
I haven't heard such stellar lyricism in a rap...
Jason: [sends a link]
me: on my iphone. Can't watch
me: Besides, I'm balls deep in Friday Night Lights
Jason: vicky and i used to talk about putting out a hip-hop record called Balls DeE.P.
Jason: all our songs would be ridiculous sex songs
me: I'd buy that
Jason: with lyrics like "my pussy too hot like chili powder/would you like a taste of my clam chowder?/bring your roomie, dawg, he don't have to just watch/come over 'round 8, we'll make nut butter squash" etc.
me: God damn it I need copy and paste!!!! That needs to be tumbled immeeds
Jason: "i fucked an indian dude in the back of the bus/he had a tiny dick - i was left naan-plussed"
me, after reading all of this, to myself: Just how are these lyrics "ridiculous"? These are the most romantic things I've ever heard.
Oliver Onions - “Zorro Is Back” (from...
Depression is the inability to construct a future.– Rollo May (via psychotherapy) (via curate) (via unburyingthelead) (via johnbrissenden) (via izimbra)
sadface of the day
natface: Against my better judgment, I allowed some people to borrow 30 Rock Season 1 to watch, then they lost the first disc of it somewhere. They won’t offer to replace it, and I’m not going to ask because it’s just…not worth it/futile to school other people on manners, so I’m trying to find a replacement disc. Just the first disc. It is hard. No one does this. I am sad. I lent my 30 Rock...
Thorolf sought Bjorn’s friendship and followed him around everywhere.– The Sagas of the Icelanders. Rules: * Grab the book nearest you. Right now. * Turn to page 56. * Find the fifth sentence. * Post that sentence along with these instructions in a note to your wall [or on Tumblr]. (via Michèle)
It's as simple as that.
Kia: why is starsky & hutch on American Movie Classics?
me: because it's 50 years old and was directed by John Ford
news you can't use
pterodactyls: By the way, it’s official now, I’m definitely moving back to the US next month. I will likely be arriving in DC on Dec 24 or 25 (because that’s when flights are the cheapest). Does anyone have any experience flying on a holiday? Is it awesome or total crap? I am guessing the flights will be emptier than usual. The thing is, we DC people can totally use that news. Stinking lying...
Guess who agrees with Ann Coulter that the media... →
(via izimbra) For a second there I thought you were going to say “That one.”
Air Supply - “All Out Of Love” Memory...
Dismissed. As. Coincidence.
Okay, this whole deal? In the fall of 2007, we went on a big weekend camping trip in northern VA…Our friend Amy was there, and the first night her mother showed up to make sure she was warm enough and to bring her some extra blankets in case she needed them. So, alright, her actual mother didn’t actually show up and do that, but me pretending to be her overprotective mother using a...
tylercoates: thewordunheard:saramcpherson: ...
Yeah, and if you feed it flour, it will crap a biscuit.– Joey, my 6 year old nephew on the Baby Alive doll that poops and pees. (via musicbrain) HAHAHA…Ha… Um… So wait, what kind of joke is that? Is it just a straightforward funny quip, or is it more like a folksy indicator of incredulity a la ”If a frog had wings it...
kellyv79: Is it possible to have a semi- crush on someone you’ve only talked to but never met????? Of course it is…It’s possible to have a 100% crush on someone you’ve only talked to but never met. It’s possible to be head-over-heels gaga in love with someone you’ve only talked to but never met…Though at that point we’re approaching Crazyville at a...
Stiller, RDJ and Jack Black Unscripted →
ardenashley: Tay, Kia, Three and I watched Tropic Thunder with the actor-commentary on over the weekend. It is absolutely 1000% funnier than the movie. RDJ conversing with Stiller and Black as Lincoln Osiris throughout is ridiculously amazing. I highly recommend. Nice kicks, RDJ (aka 2015 Marty McFly).
A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker…She just looks...– Lt. Ed Exley. I’m dying to use this everyday conversation, to mean the same thing as “You can’t shit in my mouth and call it a sundae.”
There’s sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy have? [Adam:...– The Cowboy
Why de fuck would he wanna kill a butterfly?– Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), on the ‘Tropic Thunder’ DVD commentary — referring to a scene from ‘Simple Jack’
Hole in the space-time continuum?
fussballmeister: Last month, I made two road trips in 11 days. My GPS was on the whole time and recorded a distance of 1846.03 miles. The cars I was driving (I drove 2 different ones) recorded 951.6 and 931.6 miles, or a total of 1683.2 miles. 1846.03 miles does not equal 1683.2 miles. After playing with google maps, based on the routes I drove, I came up with approximately 1780 miles. ...
I should be doing my work....
kellyv79: Ashley lent me the first season of the West Wing since I am so far behind the curve on this show….I am 100% hooked an I am only about 15 minutes into the first episode. But dammit, there are so many people to keep up with; I need a cheat sheet. I thought we all agreed that you weren’t going to be watching those DVDs today. I got a real red wagon.
I remember saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones’ and MEANING it!– Alan Shemper (via joshacid37) I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my camp counselor! (via izimbra) And my best friend hadn’t fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic...
I remember saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones’ and MEANING it!– Alan Shemper (via joshacid37) I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my camp counselor! (via izimbra) That’s old flavor. Like, I dunno…Hi-C? Hi! See?
I went to sleepaway camp so long ago that it was the Stone Age! No, it...– Alan Shemper
I remember saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones’ and MEANING...– Alan Shemper
There is a FIFTH dimension...
thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: joshacid37: Jennifer: Are you prepared for Twilight?? Taylor: haha…i’ve been reading reviews this morning Taylor: i’m not sure i’m prepared :) Jennifer: haha! Taylor: the tomatometer has been swinging between the high 30s and low-mid 40s … Taylor: wherever it ends up at the end of the work day, i’m going to do the number of shots (by a factor of ten) that it would take...
I'm moving into a land of both shadow and...
Jennifer: Are you prepared for Twilight??
Taylor: haha...i've been reading reviews this morning
Taylor: i'm not sure i'm prepared :)
Taylor: the tomatometer has been swinging between the high 30s and low-mid 40s
Taylor: wherever it ends up at the end of the work day, i'm going to do the number of shots (by a factor of ten) that it would take to get it to 100
Taylor: so right now it's looking like 6.5
kellyv79: I wanna quit school and join a rockband. Who’s coming with me!??! I play a mean kazoo when I’m at least 40% drunk.