Issac made me see New Moon with him last night
SPOILER ALERT!!
these movies suck.
Hang on hang on, you can’t say “SPOILER ALERT” then just BLURT OUT the spoiler!!! Need time to close my ears! SHIT.
reblogged from malty
FYI of the Day: Shadowfax is the lord of all horses.
(via kiamatthews)
Damn you, Shadowfax!!!
Signed,
Bad Horse
reblogged from kiamatthews
reblogged from maura
The Mothers Of Invention - “Who Needs The Peace Corps?”
me: i’m trying to post a particularly anti-hippie zappa song to tumblr, but tumblr’s being a bitch
Victoria: hahaha
me: tumblr’s being a goddamn HIPPIE
Victoria: GET A JOB, TUMBLR
me: SHOVE THAT FLOWER, LONG-HAIR
I'm winning a friendly argument on Kindertrauma right now!
It’s about whether Poltergeist is about an Indian burial ground or a regular ol’ cemetery! I’m the best I’m the best I’m the b—[ONE OF THE COOL KIDS PUNCHES ME IN THE STOMACH]
Ooooooof.
Shiiiiiiit.
Sometimes email spam makes me LAUGH OUT LOUD.
Subject: Your wang will reach ceiling
With such strong male tool you’ll be the master of stick and carrot policy.
“Your wang will reach ceiling!!!…Install our hanging sex chair with too-short ropes; wang, face, knees will uncomfortably scrape ceiling. Be sure have partner to get you down.”
reblogged from jasontheexploder
(Those of you in the UK reading this: Go ahead and ignore this post.)
I just learned that Mitchell & Webb are the PC and Mac guys in the UK! How perfect is that.
from an email conversation between myself and my brother, regarding the movie Frailty
My purpose in posting this: I might start sending formal thank you notes to entertainers that do their jobs well in particular cases. Not fan letters…I mean short-form thank you notes on personalized stationery for individual achievements that have moved me. “Dear Kevin Spacey, Thanks for that one facial expression in L.A. Confidential,” “Dear Beck, Thanks for ‘Debra,’ that was a good laugh,” that sort of thing. I’m thinking calligraphy? It’s only appropriate.
GPOYW. Someone Broke Into My Place And Took A Picture Of Me Napping And Then Left Without Stealing Anything Edition.
